Okay, let's get this straight. Entergy wants us to clap for them because their employees donated canned goods? Give me a break. And they're patting themselves on the back for honoring a lineman? Seriously? I'm supposed to be impressed while their stock price is up almost 30%? This is the kind of corporate theater that makes my skin crawl.
So, Entergy New Orleans employees did a canned food drive. How touching. Director of Public Affairs, Stephanie Willis, says, "We appreciate our employees for continuing to show up for the community…" Translation: "We need some good PR to distract from the fact that we're a giant corporation."
I mean, don't get me wrong, feeding hungry people is good. But let's be real: it's a drop in the bucket compared to the profits Entergy rakes in. It's like Jeff Bezos donating a few bucks to a homeless shelter and expecting a Nobel Prize. It's calculated. It's cynical. And frankly, it's insulting to anyone struggling to pay their entergy bill.
And then there's the "Lineman of the Game" award. Oh, bless their hearts. Shelton Hudson, VP of Reliability at Entergy Louisiana, gushes about how Brian Delaune exemplifies "dedication, professionalism, and community commitment." Right. Because handing out awards to employees somehow makes up for, oh I don't know, actual improvements to the grid? Entergy honors Brian Delaune as the New Orleans Saints Lineman of the Game
They're building a new power station in Orange County, Texas – the Orange County Advanced Power Station (OCAPS). Sounds impressive, right? They say it's going to save customers a billion dollars. A BILLION. But is anyone actually seeing those savings on their entergy bill? I doubt it.

And what about those "modern, fuel-efficient technology" claims? Is that just code for more natural gas? Because let's be real, "fuel-efficient" ain't the same as "clean" or "renewable". They're patting themselves on the back for being slightly less bad. Progress, I guess...
Wait, there's more. Nyka Scott got promoted. Good for her, I guess. But all this corporate shuffling doesn't change the fact that Entergy is still a massive utility company with a near-monopoly in many areas.
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: Entergy's stock (ETR) is up 29% in the last year. Twenty-nine percent! And they're trying to distract us with canned food and lineman awards? Come on.
Some analysts think Entergy is still undervalued. They're projecting growth, citing "strong growth in electricity demand and regulatory support." But what if that "regulatory support" dries up? What if those "extreme weather events" they conveniently mention actually start costing them serious money?
The article mentions Entergy's price-earnings ratio is higher than its peers. Is that because they're a great company, or because the market is overvaluing them? I don't know, and honestly, I'm starting to feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. Maybe I'm the only one who sees through this... nah.
It's the same old song and dance. A massive corporation rakes in profits, throws a few crumbs to the community, and expects us to be grateful. I'm not buying it.
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